2017-07-14 02:06:25 UTC
Fortune cookies occasionally have a joke fortune that reads "Help I'm
trapped in a fortune cookie factory."
Yesterday a trapped contractor was freed from a room behind an ATM after
feeding notes to customers out of the receipt slot that read "Please help.
I'm stuck in here and I don't have my phone. Please call my boss at 210-
tvtropes.org has a long list of variations on this joke.